Coughing fit completed,
Tears roll from my eyes
Coffee stains where seated
Warming up my thighs
Decorated laptop
Seizing up my keys
Dripping through my nose
From the unexpected sneeze
Face red from my gasping
Room turning black
Onlookers laughing
While another slaps my back
Dribble drops for afters
Dignity destroyed
Lesson learned from moment?
Drink and breathe – avoid!

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