If I ruled the World

If I ruled the World, we would all be bats and I’d sit upon my throne and pass laws in top hats.
If I ruled the World, you’d be made to speak scat, you’d babble and jibber, what do you think about that?
If I ruled the World, we’d bow to the Lears, you’d memorise nonsense throughout your school years.
If I ruled the World, I would section you all, I would format your brains and click uninstall.
If I ruled the World, you would never question me, you would never need to frown at my eccentricity.
If I ruled the World, you would understand why, I refuse to submit and I will not comply –
To a World full of sanity, to a World full of sheep, to a World of normality, a World sound asleep.
But I don’t rule the World, so I shall step down off my throne, and continue my madness, all on my own.

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